Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The Plot Thickens .... or the Bible Thinnens?

E-mail sent from a certain religion teacher to the Assistant Principal In Charge Of Books:
To: Assistant Principal In Charge Of Books
From: Aforementioned Not-So-Nunly-Nun
Subject: You're the Book Lady, right?

We have a slight problem ..... one of my students is missing a gospel. Now I know all about stuff like "The Lost Gospel of Judas" for example, but she's missing the more mainstream versions. More specifically, her Bible seems to have misplaced everything from Mark 4 through Luke 12. Considering that we will be focusing on the gospels this year, I think this might prove to make her semester a little more challenging than we anticipated.
Yeah, I know .... not nearly as interesting as this e-mail thread from last year. Maybe if the ANSNN had gotten more people involved ......


Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

It's not published by the same people who do JANE magazine, is it? Because they somehow left out the first 36 pages of my August issue, the one with Heidi Klum on the (still intact) cover.

Nope, didn't think so...

Maybe this missing gospel business has a secret message, like a film shown with its reels out of order! It could even be a valuable learning exercise - a fill-in-the-blanks, if you may.

9/06/2006 10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably in the same place as the missing Nixon tapes.

9/07/2006 4:30 PM  

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